好笑的句子温柔干净英文(文案句子温柔干)

1.
My
dentist
told
me
I
need
a
crown.
I
was
like,
"I
know,
right?
I've
been
told
that
my
whole
life!"
【笑】

2.
I
don't
always
tell
dad
jokes,
but
when
I
do,
he
laughs.
【温柔】

3.
I
used
to
be
indecisive.
Now,
I'm
not
sure.
【好笑】

4.
The
future,
the
present,
and
the
past
walked
into
a
bar.
Things
got
a
little
tense.
【干净】

5.
I'm
reading
a
book
about
anti-gravity.
It's
impossible
to
put
down!
【笑】

6.
If
at
first
you
don't
succeed,
then
skydiving
is
not
for
you.
【温柔】

7.
What
do
you
call
a
fake
noodle?
An
impasta.
【好笑】

8.
My
friend
asked
me
to
help
him
round
up
his
37
sheep.
I
said
"Sure,
40. "
【干净】

9.
I'm
on
a
whiskey
diet.
I've
lost
three
days
already.
【笑】

10.
What's
brown
and
sticky?
A
stick.
【温柔】

11.
I
used
to
play
piano
by
ear,
but
now
I
use
my
hands.
【好笑】

1
2.
Did
you
hear
about
the
kidnapping
at
the
park?
They
woke
up.
【干净】

1
3.
I
told
my
wife
she
was
drawing
her
eyebrows
too
high.
She
looked
surprised.
【笑】

1
4.
I'm
trying
to
organize
a
hide
and
seek
tournament,
but
it's
really
hard
to
find
good
players.
【温柔】

1
5.
I
used
to
be
a
baker,
but
I
couldn't
raise
the
dough.
【好笑】

1
6.
I'm
reading
a
horror
story
in
Braille.
Something
bad
is
about
to
happen,
I
can
feel
it.
【干净】

1
7.
I've
just
written
a
book
about
reverse
psychology.
Don't
read
it.
【笑】

1
8.
I'm
so
clean,
I
make
Mr.
Clean
look
dirty.
【温柔】

1
9.
I
couldn't
quite
remember
how
to
throw
a
boomerang,
but
eventually
it
came
back
to
me.
【好笑】

20.
Why
don't
scientists
trust
atoms?
Because
they
make
up
everything.
【干净】

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