爱情笑话句子作文英语(爱情笑话哄男友开心的句子)

1.
Love
is
like
a
joke,
sometimes
it
makes
you
laugh
and
sometimes
it
makes
you
cry.
【笑话】

2.
I
asked
my
girlfriend
what
she
wanted
for
her
birthday,
she
said
a
"surprise"
gift.
So
I
gave
her
a
dictionary.
【爱情礼物】

3.
My
wife
and
I
have
been
married
for
20
years.
We
still
hold
hands
when
we
go
out.
She
just
doesn't
know
I
do
it
to
keep
track
of
her.
【婚姻幽默】

4.
They
say
love
is
blind,
but
I
think
marriage
is
a
real
eye-opener.
【婚姻真相】

5.
My
boyfriend
told
me
he's
seeing
another
woman,
but
he
swore
it's
only
to
help
her
with
her
math
homework.
I'm
not
sure
whether
to
be
jealous
or
impressed.
【不忠】

6.
I
used
to
think
love
was
a
battlefield,
until
I
realized
marriage
was
the
real
war
zone.
【婚姻战争】

7.
I
recently
found
out
my
girlfriend
is
a
vegetarian.
It's
like
I
don't
even
know
her
meat
preferences
anymore.
【饮食差异】

8.
I
love
my
husband
so
much,
even
his
snoring
makes
me
smile.
That
or
I've
just
lost
my
mind.
【夫妻之爱】

9.
My
boyfriend
said
he
would
do
whatever
it
takes
to
make
me
happy.
So
I
told
him
to
stop
snoring.
He
hasn't
slept
in
days.
【个人喜好】

10.
I
always
thought
love
was
a
verb,
until
I
realized
it's
also
a
four-letter
word.
【爱情语言】

11.
My
girlfriend
told
me
she
loves
me
more
than
anything
in
the
world.
Except
maybe
chocolate.
【个人喜好】

1
2.
My
boyfriend
wrote
me
a
love
letter,
but
his
handwriting
is
so
bad
I
thought
it
was
a
grocery
list.
【情书】

1
3.
I
love
my
wife
so
much,
sometimes
I
even
let
her
hold
the
remote.
【夫妻默契】

1
4.
My
girlfriend
said
she
wants
a
guy
who
is
tall,
handsome,
and
smart.
So
I
stood
on
a
chair,
put
on
a
fake
mustache,
and
told
her
I
was
Stephen
Hawking.
【自信心】

1
5.
They
say
love
is
patient,
but
my
boyfriend
is
always
asking
for
a
timeline
on
when
I'm
going
to
finish
my
projects.
Maybe
he's
not
that
patient
after
all.
【耐心】

1
6.
My
husband
and
I
have
been
together
so
long,
sometimes
we
finish
each
other's. . . sandwiches.
【夫妻默契】

1
7.
I
love
my
boyfriend
so
much,
sometimes
I
even
let
him
win
at
Mario
Kart.
【爱情妥协】

1
8.
My
boyfriend
cooks
for
me
all
the
time,
but
sometimes
I
wonder
if
he's
just
trying
to
poison
me.
【饮食安全】

1
9.
My
girlfriend
said
she
wants
a
guy
with
a
good
sense
of
humor.
So
I
told
her
a
joke
and
she
laughed.
I
think
she's
a
keeper.
【追求爱情】

20.
They
say
absence
makes
the
heart
grow
fonder,
but
I
think
it
just
makes
the
laundry
pile
up.
【长距离恋爱】

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