逾期前发朋友圈的句子搞笑(信用卡逾期怎么发朋友圈)

1.
"I'm
not
procrastinating,
I'm
just
strategically
delaying. "
【#procrastinatorlife】

2.
"Why
do
today
what
you
can
put
off
until
tomorrow,
or
the
next
day,
or
the
next. . . "
【#eternalprocrastinator】

3.
"I
work
best
under
pressure. . . the
pressure
of
an
impending
deadline. "
【#deadlinejunkie】

4.
"I
thought
about
being
productive
today,
then
I
checked
social
media
and
the
thought
vanished. "
【#socialmediadistraction】

5.
"I
have
a
to-do
list,
but
it's
more
of
a
suggestions
list,
really. "
【#listsarejustguidelines】

6.
"I
don't
always
procrastinate,
but
when
I
do,
I
do
it
really
well. "
【#procrastinationchampion】

7.
"Why
do
today
what
you
can
do
in
a
panic
at
2am?"
【#nightowlprocrastination】

8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
just
conserving
my
energy. "
【#energyconservationmode】

9.
"Procrastination
is
just
my
brain's
way
of
telling
me
to
take
a
break. "
【#selfcare]
10.
"I
have
a
love/hate
relationship
with
deadlines. . . mostly
hate. "
【#deadlinephobia】

11.
"I'll
do
it
tomorrow. . . unless
that
becomes
today,
then
I'll
do
it
the
next
day. "
【#tomorrowistoday]
1
2.
"My
productivity
levels
are
directly
related
to
the
amount
of
caffeine
in
my
system. "
【#coffeepowered]
1
3.
"I'll
start
being
productive
just
as
soon
as
I
finish
this
Netflix
series. "
【#netflixbinge]
1
4.
"Being
a
productive
member
of
society
is
overrated
anyway. "
【#rebelwithoutacause]
1
5.
"Procrastination
is
my
superpower. . . just
give
me
enough
time
to
use
it. "
【#superprocrastinator]
1
6.
"I'll
be
productive
just
as
soon
as
I
finish
just
one
more
game
of
solitaire. "
【#solitaireaddict]
1
7.
"I
can't
be
productive
until
I've
had
at
least
eight
hours
of
sleep. . . or
more. "
【#sleepislife]
1
8.
"I'm
not
lazy,
I'm
strategically
conserving
my
energy
for
more
important
things. "
【#strategiclaziness]
1
9.
"I'll
get
started
on
that
project. . . just
as
soon
as
I
finish
scrolling
through
Instagram
for
an
hour. "
【#instagramscrolling]
20.
"If
procrastination
was
an
Olympic
sport,
I'd
win
the
gold
medal
every
time. "
【#procrastinationolympics】

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